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All-Time 'Worst Ever' Singles?

In November 2003 Channel 4 television invited viewers to vote for their "all-time worst" singles. The following chart was transmitted in January 2004.

As always, we should be wary of the validity of a chart based on a single sample of votes. We know that more recently released singles tend to receive higher rankings than would normally be expected but the chart is given for the sake of completeness.
Top 100 All-Time 'Worst Ever' Singles
   1The Cheeky Girls The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
  2Cliff Richard The Millennium Prayer
  3Black Lace Agadoo
  4Elton John Candle In The Wind 1997
  5The Fast Food Rockers Fast Food Song
  6Mr Blobby Mr Blobby
  7Billie Because We Want To
  8Aqua Barbie Girl
  9Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart
  10Jennifer Lopez Jenny From The Block
  11Keith Harris and Orville Orville's Song
  12Gerri Halliwells Look At Me
  13Bombalurina featuring Timmy Mallett Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
  14Bryan Adams (Everything I Do) I Do It For You
  15One True Voice Sacred Trust
  16Mariah Carey and Westlife Against All Odds
  17Baha Men Who Let The Dogs Out?
  18Steps 5678
  19Smokie feauring Roy 'Chubby' Brown Living Next Door To Alice (Who The F**k Is Alice)
  20Anita Dobson Anyone Can Fall In Love
  21St. Winifred's School Choir There's No One Quite Like Grandma
  22The Teletubbies Teletubbies Say 'Eh-Oh'
  23Michael Jackson Earth Song
  24Chris de Burgh The Lady In Red
  25Celine Dion My Heart Will Go On
  26Vanilla No Way No Way
  27The Spice Girls Wannabe
  28Catherine Zeta Jones For All Time
  29Who Da Man?Mama
  30Michael Bolton Can I Touch You There?
  31The Tweets The Birdie Song
  32Gareth Suspicious Minds
  33Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle Diamond Lights
  34Britney Spears Lucky
  35Little Jimmy Osmond Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
  36Cher Believe
  37Los Del Rio Macarena
  38Sabrina Boys (Summertime Love)
  39Grange Hill Cast Just Say No
  40Sylvia Y Viva Espania
  41Robson and Jerome Unchained Melody
  42Bob the Builder Can We Fix It?
  43Gazza and Lindisfarne Fog On The Tyne (Revisited)
  44Joe Dolce Music Theatre Shaddap You Face
  45Natalie Casey Chick, Chick, Chicken
  46Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby
  47Samantha Fox Touch Me (I Want Your Body)
  48Clive Dunn Grandad
  49Donny Osmond Puppy Love
  50Boney M Hooray Hooray, It's a Holi-Holiday
  51Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You
  52Des O'Connor Dick-A-Dum-Dum (King's Road)
  53Milli Vanilli Girl, You Know It's True
  54Truesteppers and Dane Bowers feat. Victoria Beckham Out Of Your Mind
  55Peter Andre Mysterious Girl
  56England World Cup Squad Back Home
  57Nick Berry Every Loser Wins
  58Hanson MmmBop
  59Middle of the Road Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep
  60Technohead I Wanna Be A Hippy
  61Stefan Dennis Don't It Make You Feel Good
  62Meatloaf I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
  63Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus We All Stand Together
  64The Firm Star Trekkin
  65Martine McCutcheon Perfect Moment
  66Doop Doop
  67USA for Africa We Are The World
  68The Chippendales Give Me Your Body
  69Kylie Minogue I Should Be So Lucky
  70The Rednex Cotton Eye Joe
  71Terry Wogan The Floral Dance
  72Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper
  73Five feat. Queen We Will Rock You
  74Cristina Aguilera Dirrty
  75Bette Middler Wind Beneath My Wings
  762 Unlimited No Limits
  77Color Me Badd I Wanna Sex U Up
  78David Bowie The Laughing Gnome
  79Wet Wet Wet Love Is All Around
  80Sinitta So Macho
  81Madonna American Pie
  82Rod Stewart Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
  83Starship We Built This City
  84PJ and Duncan Let's Get Ready To Rhumble
  85Naomi Campbell Love And Tears
  86Rene and Renato Save Your Love
  87Whigfield Saturday Night
  88Lionel Richie Hello
  89The Wombles Remember You're A Womble
  90Richard Harris MacArthur Park
  91The Reynolds Girls I'd Rather Jack
  92Fat Les Vindaloo
  93Paul McCartney with Stevie Wonder Ebony And Ivory
  94Denise la Salle My Toot Toot
  95The Shamen Ebeneezer Goode
  96Bucks Fizz Making Your Mind Up
  97Band Aid II Do They Know It's Christmas?
  98Chas and Dave Rabbit
  99Bewitched C'est la Vie
  100Babylon Zoo Spaceman

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